More fortunes for wFortune

Want more than 13,000 fourtunes??? Thats enough for one fortune every day for 37 years without ever repeating them! (and thats just the "Normal" fortunes!)
With wFortune, its easy. Just install extra fortune files.

The following files contain fortunes that I've found elsewhere, made myself, or have been sent to me.
If you would like to have your own fortune files listed, mail them to me, timj at progsoc.uts.edu.au.
Just unzip these files into your fortunes directory...


Normal fortunes - from the Progsoc computers
This includes the following categories...
art (460) ascii-art (10) computers (1021) definitions (1105) drugs (208) education (203)
ethnic (163) food (198) fortunes (433) goedel (54) humorists (196) kids (150)
law (202) linuxcookie (102) literature (256) love (151) magic (29) medicine (72)
men-women (582) miscellaneous (643) news (53) people (1231) pets (51) platitudes (497)
politics (692) riddles (135) science (622) songs-poems (719) sports (147) startrek (225)
translate-me (19) wisdom (402) work (630) zippy (548)

Biblical fortunes - from Tim Johnson
This includes the following categories...
Proverbs-NIV (599) Ecclesiastes-NIV (85)

Starwars fortunes - from Jacob Steenhagen
This includes the following categories...
StarWars (18)

Monty Python fortunes - from Tim Johnson
This includes the following categories...
HolyGrail (131)

Murphy's Laws, and other interesting fortunes - from Sander Goudswaard
This includes the following categories...
Murphy (207) Questions (51) Slogans (352) Ligtbulb jokes (11)

More Murphy's Laws - from Sander Goudswaard

Kernel Newbies - thanks to Javier Rojas for the link


Offensive fortunes - from the Progsoc computers
NOTE: I take no responsibility for any offensiveness in this file. If you download it, you agree NOT to annoy me if you get offended.
This includes the following categories...
astrology (42) black-humor (270) definitions (332) drugs (73) ethnic (126) hphobia (40)
limerick (1001) misandry (23) miscellaneous (64) misogyny (60) politics (349) privates (132)
racism (3) religion (226) riddles (267) sex (805) songs-poems (206) vulgarity (194)

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