[ProgSoc] WARNING: Contains *sAd MuPpEt* humour

["gleNN!" <glennw@nospam.vma.tabnsw.com.au>]

Got this mailed to me this morning ... Dont know how old it is, nor
do I care ... =)

                  gleNN

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> >Three Engineers in a Car
> >
> >There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a
> >chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the
> >car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers
> >look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
> >
> >The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics
> >of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
> >
> >The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests
> >that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked
> >somewhere.
> >
> >Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much
> >about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't we close
> >all the windows, get out, get back in, then open the windows again,
> >and maybe it'll work!?"
> >

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Oooh ... how did _THIS_ get here ... ???

Honestly .. it wOz A Ascident Sir!@nospam.#$%^&

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In a biology class the professor was discussing the high glucose
levels found in semen.  A young female(freshman) raised her hand
and asked,

"If I understand, you're saying there is alot of glucose, as in
male semen?"

"That's correct" responded the professor, going to add
statistical info. Raising her hand again, the girl asked,

"Then why doesn't it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the
whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red,
and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said (or
rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out
of the class... and never returned.

However, as she was going out the door, the Professor's reply was
classic.... Totally straight faced he answered her question, "It
doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on
the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat."

Cheers ...

            gleNN



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