} Now now, it could be worse.
}
} They could do system("ls") instead.
}
} "Good morning, sir, and welcome. Would you like a smoking table or a
} non-smoking?"
} "Oh, smoking please."
} "Certainly. This way, please"
} The waiter turns, picks up a menu and strides off into user space.
} He stops at a small table near the kitchen.
} "Here you are, sir."
} "Thanks. What are today's specials?"
} "Well sir, today we have some lovely `ls` done whichever way you like."
} "Great, well I'll have a lightly braised ls in a slightly setuid
} system() sauce."
} "Excellent choice, sir! In fact, I'm afraid that you choice is so
} wonderful that we're going to have to move you over to one of those large
} tables over by the windows."
} "You mean, in the middle of that orgy?"
} "Exactly sir. May I check your clothes in for you?"
*:^)
-- Colin.