Och, when I was lad I lived in hole in middle of road. I'd wake up three hours
before the Online Systems assignment was due, eat handful of cold gravel for
breakfast, then pay sixpence for privilege of starting assignment. I'd finish
assignment just as marker called my name, demonstrate my system then go home,
where father would kill us all with a knife and dance around madly on our
Tell that to the young people of today and they don't believe you.